I Fell In Love At The Apple Store (Lyrics)

by Rob on September 27th, 2009

This will become a web sensation… mark my iWords. This song – called Apple Store Love Song by FattySpins – was inspired by NicoliFavs, written and produced by Ray William Johnson, and recorded in the 5th Avenue New York City Apple Store. If you think it was green screened… the artist provided this raw footage as proof.

Lyrics (Transcribed By MobileRoar.com)

VERSE 1
I try not to be dramatic – unless I hafta
But I was at the Apple Store pickin’ out a MacBook
And on my way out like “thanks for stoppin’ by”
And you walked in and you really caught my iiiiii-Pod
And I’ma put you on my playlist
I don’t know what ya name is but ya goin’ in my favorites
I got ya in my iSight, I hope ya hear cuz
Ima turn your volume up and speak into ya earbuds
I like yer interface, it ain’t a big deal
You got my heart spinnin’ right around like a Click Wheel
And I was thinkin’ we can shuffle through the interwebz
And find the time for iMovie playing at the Cineplex
And girl you know you made that *Final Cuuuut*
Even MacBook Air ain’t *light enuuuuff*
To outweigh my heart which is beating so rapid
That Ima hafta track it with an iPod App and

CHORUS
I fell in love at the Apple Store (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah)
I never felt like that before (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah)
And I fell in love at the Apple Store (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah)
I think I may come back for more (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah)

VERSE 2
And yes I’m aware that baby iMac
And maybe if you buy that we can iChat
And I don’t mean to be aggresive or a sleeze
And I don’t mean to Mac I’m just not PC
I know how to treat you – this ain’t a reboot
I’ll never find the need to Control ALT Delete you
I see no reason to mess with these slobs
Cause they’re like Bill Gates… and I’m Steve Jobs
I know you’re waitin on me to discover
That you need a man who will let you meet his motherrrr-
Board – well baby its fine
Cause I’m connectin’ broadband and this could really happen quicktime
So let’s find a network and go wireless
And if you’d like to try this maybe we can iTouch
And put your picture as my desktop backdrop
If you let me take my hard drive and put it in your laptop

CHORUS
I fell in love at the Apple Store (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah)
I never felt like that before (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah)
And I fell in love at the Apple Store (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah)
I think I may come back for more (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah)

BRIDGE
(Reboot)

Ma-Ma Ma-Mac
Ma-Ma Ma-Ma Ma-Macintosh
Ma-Ma Ma-Mac
Ma-Ma Ma-Ma Ma-Macintosh
Mac Mac
Mac-Mac-Ma-Macintosh

CHORUS
I fell in love at the Apple Store (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah)
I never felt like that before (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah)
And I fell in love at the Apple Store (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah)
I think I may come back for more (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah)

9 Comments

  1. 1. Brock wrote on September 28, 2009

    “If you let me take my hard drive and put it in your laptop” – brilliant

  2. 2. Anonymous wrote on September 28, 2009

    This has already been done. (see Wierd Al)

  3. 3. Jason wrote on September 29, 2009

    hilarious!

  4. 4. Donna Horne wrote on September 29, 2009

    Lovin it!Great Apple vs PC digs. This guy has talent!

  5. 5. Jennifer Orihuela wrote on October 20, 2009

    Hey, this is not a WEIRD AL song.
    It’s by Fatty Spins. Lyrics by Ray William Johnson & Fatty Spins.
    Proof:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poLI_TYBpxM
    That’s Ray William Johnson at the Apple Store on 5th Avn in NYC.
    It’s the filming of it.
    Anyways; Seriously LOVE THIS SONG<3

  6. 6. Kyle wrote on December 4, 2009

    Amazing song. Really good lol.

  7. 7. Bloo(fromFostersHomeForImaginaryFriends:)) wrote on December 31, 2009

    Aggghhh!!!!!!!! Sorry, I just love this song:) Go Fatty Spins:D

  8. 8. sarah wrote on February 13, 2010

    freeken awesome song made us laugh for hours we decided to present it to our class!!!

  9. 9. Brittanyz wrote on March 3, 2010

    This is the greatest song, by fatty spins not weird al!!!! I’ll nvr find the need to ctrl alt delete u haha genius I love ray William Johnson he’s hilarious check his vids out on you tube!!!

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